T-Minus Five Days!

BOLTERPALOOZA IS COMING!!!

It has been a while since we here at the Minions have had a bona fide episode, but the wait is almost over. This Saturday, barring Armageddon, will see our next installment. Stay tuned, we're returning to our Warhammer 40k RPG roots with a full roster!

Something New on the Minions Menu

Have you listened to Episode #18 yet, with our eye-in-the-sky guest host, "Bagel" from I See Lead People? It was a good one, and following up on our guest-host trend we're going to have another guest listener on the air for episode #19! Stay tuned for more...

Coming soon! Minions in 2 Minutes.

Can't listen to the entire podcast? Then you're a godless commie! But, like Jesus or [Ghandi], I can rescue you from your anti-American moral morass.

Presenting Minions in 2 Minutes (2:20 actually). All the juicy bits of episode 12 spliced together and remastered by T-Bone.

As soon as Duck Sauce gets the RSS feed up and running, it will be here. You are giddy with anticipation, aren't you?

Rogue Reporter / Meandering Minion

During our next episode we will feature something new here at the Minions; a gamer and Minions podcast listener from over two thousand miles away will be checking in with a report of their experience at the recent Vancouver Gamestorm.

This mystery guest will cover their thoughts of the con itself, reviews of products they saw, impressions of games they played...all this and more (or maybe none at all!) will be in the segment. So stay tuned to find out who this Meandering Minion is, and what they have to say about the con!

You Shall Know No Fear

Welcome to the front lines, Battle-Brother!

Deathwatch is a roleplaying game in which you take on the role of a member of the Adeptus Astartes - the devout, bio-engineered super-soldiers also known as Space Marines. After many years of exemplary service within your own chapter, you have been singled out and selected to join one of the most unique and specialized collectives of Space Marines - the Deathwatch.

Only the most exceptional candidates from the fighting forces of the Adeptus Astartes are invited to join the mysterious Deathwatch; to take on a new oath to safeguard the Imperium from the darkest of threats. You will now be called into service to hunt down and destroy hostile xenos forces, to seek out and crush the root of heresy and sedition, and to continually fight against the foul daemon menace that crawls forth hungrily from beyond the Warp. You are at the fore of Mankind's war for survival against an extremely hostile universe.

For centuries, the Deathwatch have maintained their silent vigil over the ancient ruins of the Reach, but now you find yourselves on the front lines of a grand Imperial Crusade that has been launched to reclaim this vast region of space from darkness and heresy.

The fate of billions rests in your hands!