A Minions Carol

Twas the night before Christmas
and on the Podcast
Minions gathered 'round the table
For a Christmas-eve bash

T-Bone spoke in a voice
Ranging from mumbles to a shout
“I hope Santa brings me time
to game and hang out.”

“So come on, people, focus!
That would bring me good cheer.
No, Screw it, what I want
Is a case of good beer.”

The sage-like Duck Sauce leaned back
and he thought for a while
“Some bourbon would be better
he said with a smile.”

He told an off-color joke,
which gave him a laugh.
Then he checked the mic
“Is this on? Oh Crap!”

Then Gyro spoke up
In a booming-loud voice.
“A Skyrim miniatures game
would be my gift of choice.”

“Or a Skyrim RPG,
that would be great!
I'll drink Duck Sauce's Bourbon
and the GM I'll berate.”

Chico Sticks gave a smile
and said with no gloss
“A loud voice would
help me game 'like a boss'”

Americano spoke up
in a voice so sarcastic,
"Every electronic device in
the world would be fantastic."

Said Mystery Meat
just one word “Indeed.”
In deep contemplation
while there in his seat.

“Oh F in the A!”
said Biscuit with glee.
"Will Santa bring me a sketchbook?
That's just what I need.”

“Then we'd better shut down."
Ole' T-Bone said.
"It's a long drive home
Must get ready for bed.”

“So that Santa can come,
We sure don't want to miss it.
To our listeners out there
HAVE A MERRY MINIONS CHRISTMAS!”