Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Minions Caption Contest!

Time is short on this one folks! It's a simple contest, and we'll announce the winner in just a few short days during the recording of the next episode. Remember, there's a second contest going on right now as well, but we've only received one entry so far! So now you have two ways to win valuable cash and prizes (err, not cash) before this weekend's deadlines!

Here's the lowdown on the caption contest, take the above photograph and come up with two speech balloons to accompany it; one balloon per person in the photo. As a reminder, there's three classic speech balloons shown here; speech, thought, and scream. You don't have to actually use a balloon, just write what you would put in each if the photo had them. Post your replies here in the comments field and we'll read them out loud on the air Saturday, the one that makes us laugh the most will most likely be the winner.

What do you win? I don't know, but we'll think of something and make it worth your while. Okay, maybe not worth your while, but fun!


  1. Guy with the taser: GET BACK HERE SWEET THING!!!

    Guy Running: NO MEANS NO! AHHHHHHHHH!!!

  2. I don't know which facial expression I like more... the rent-a-cop who knows hes got the headshot or the kid who knows hes f***ed...

  3. Since it looks like the security guy's rocking a Green Lantern Corps power ring, how about:

    "On brightest field or in darkest dome
    No streaker shall e'er freely roam
    Get off my field and get on home,
    or I'll tase your butt and say you're pwned!"

  4. Now we see the violence inherent in the system.

  5. Taser Cop: You rolled a 19 ..... I said 20 was the target's Armor Rating

    Kid Running (thoughts): I need to find a new GM !

  6. Rent-a-cop (scream): [with intermittent wheezing] I don't get paid enough for all this running punk...

    Kid (thought): This is so going viral... I wonder if I can score a Web Redemption on Tosh.0 ?

  7. Rent-a-cop: Kole, get back here and polish my stub leg!

    Kid: I'm a Tenderpaw, Gurney, not a servant!

  8. I don't think hosts qualify. I though this might be an inside joke at first, but if people don't get it, listen to the podcast!